Toto Wolff Wants All Of The Drivers 

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07/08/2016 at 19:52 • Filed to: All your base are belong to us

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Q: (Joe Saward - Auto X) You’re all looking so miserable I’m going to ask a question. I want an honest answer from all of you. If you could hire someone who’s not one of your drivers right now, who would it be? To drive racing cars.

You’ve just committed Maurizio, so why don’t you start with this one?
MA: Why me? I give you a hypothetical answer. The two drivers I have they are fine. And if I have to make a choice it is these two.

Claire?
CW : I would have Nigel Mansell and Juan Pablo Montoya.

Toto?
TW : I like Pascal Wehrlein, Valtteri Bottas, Esteban Ocon. I like Sebastian Vettel also. So a couple that are quite good...

Eric?
EB : Same answer as Maurizio. I’m happy with my drivers. I’ve got Stoffel on the wing as well. So, Stoffel.

TW: I like that one also!

EB: You can’t!

MA : Go back to your motorhome afterwards!

EB: The driver market is now all over the place thanks to Toto.

Vijay?
VM: We are very happy with Nico and Checo. Both are signed for 2017. And really I haven’t thought about it beyond that. In any case, we’re pretty early, much earlier than normal. We used to wait almost to the onset of winter before we announced our driver line-up but this time we signed both for 2017 well in advance - and of course today’s announce by Ferrari put to rest a lot of speculation that has been taking place in the last several weeks.

And finally David.
TW: Well if Toto, if either of his drivers jump ship we’ll obviously take either of them.

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DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/08/2016 at 19:57

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I liked the last comment of we will take any that jump ship.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Phyrxes once again has a wagon!
07/08/2016 at 20:00

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Wouldn’t it be amazing if whoever gets the suspension ends up at Manor for the weekend since Pascal’s going to be driving the Merc?


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/08/2016 at 20:01

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Toto just wants any driver that isn’t his right now.


Kinja'd!!! Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
07/08/2016 at 20:05

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That would be hysterical, could you imagine that press conference.

Niki Lauda walks out and announces the 6 and 44 will be Manors this race. Pascal and whoever their test drive is will drive the silver arrows.

Lauda then drops the mic and walks off stage.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Phyrxes once again has a wagon!
07/08/2016 at 20:06

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Lauda drives it himself, decides that he’s still quick enough, and wins the championship.


Kinja'd!!! Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
07/08/2016 at 20:10

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That works too, I can see the muttering “you two get out here, I am going to do this myself, pascal you are with me.”


Kinja'd!!! Chasaboo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/08/2016 at 20:21

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Oh man, this weekend should be so good. I’m hoping that Rosberg’s car issue isn’t some kind of setup excuse to let Hamilton win at home. You know Hamilton is going to run Rosberg out wide if he has to!


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/08/2016 at 20:44

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Toto wants replace Bernie Eccelstone.


Kinja'd!!! Brian McKay > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/08/2016 at 23:17

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And finally David.
TW: Well if Toto ...

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